Groucho Marx - legenda!

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Groucho Marx - legenda!

Postby softspeaker » 04 Nov 2010, 20:44

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Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

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