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Re: Vici

Postby softspeaker » 30 Nov 2012, 20:18

Sedeli smo u baru, moj ortak i ja.
Preko puta nas su sedele dve matore pijanice.
Kažem ja mom ortaku:
- Takvi ćemo biti i mi za desetak godina.
- To je ogledalo, konju!


Utrči Haso u kafić: - Mujo, neko ti je ukrao auto!!
Mujo: - Jesi li video ko je to bio?!
Haso: - Nisam bolan, ali zapis'o sam registraciju.


Ulazi trudnica u autobus i traži mesto za sjedenje. Nailazi na Muju i pita može li sesti?
Mujo kaže: - Ne može bona!
- Pa znaš li ti za bonton, pita trudnica.
- Ma kakav bonton, jel' ti znaš za kondom?, uzvraća Mujo

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Re: Vici

Postby ro-bi » 23 Dec 2012, 13:03

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Re: Vici

Postby softspeaker » 09 Jan 2013, 19:09

Japonci so geniji. Naredili so fotoaparat s tako hitro zaslonko, da lahko slika žensko z zaprtimi usti...

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Re: Vici

Postby softspeaker » 07 Feb 2013, 21:44

Burleska...

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Re: Vici

Postby ro-bi » 08 Feb 2013, 14:40

Ali veste, zakaj imajo ženske špranjico orientirano navpično in ne vodoravno?

Da ne ploska, ko grejo po stopnicah........

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Re: Vici

Postby softspeaker » 24 Feb 2013, 02:25

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Re: Vici

Postby softspeaker » 08 Mar 2013, 21:33

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Re: Vici

Postby ro-bi » 15 Mar 2013, 19:41

Ena inn:

Je samo Krajnc Miro, drugi so pa na slepo strelali.

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Re: Vici

Postby Perk » 16 Mar 2013, 12:23

Dober :D

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